I mean, hello! Augustus is pretentious. He knows it. His best friend knows it, and even says it out loud at the pre-funeral. This is not news.
Have you people even read the book?
it’s just a joke i’m pretty sure everyone knows
You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it